SATANA cu chip de preot

Acum ceva timp va spuneam despre preotii din Romania ca sunt niste onanisti si niste oameni cu chip de drac.
Dati bani in continuare preotior si pupatile mainile. Sper ca legea lui Prigoana sa fie adoptata cat mai curand. Toti "slujitorii Domnului" au vile cu piscana, masini care mai de care mai luxoase, termopane la biserica si aer conditionat. Niste hoti care fura in numele Domnului.
 
CANCAN prezinta un caz cutremurator: staretul unei manastiri din judetul Constanta l-a rupt in bataie pe un batran pana l-a umplut de sange, fiindca victima intrase fara aprobare in curtea lacasului de cult ca sa scurteze drumul spre casa.














Mai jos aveti inca o dovada ca "slujitorii Domnului" isi iau munca in serios.


Preotii danseaza pentru Dumnezeu pe muzica celebrului si binecuvantatului interpret de muzica traditionala, Florin Salam. Dumnezeuzeu sa-i vegheze caile.


Chuck Norris te priveste….


Pe vreme de criza… tort de firma!


"Stiff Upper Lip" by AC/DC

Cum testeaza rusii un AirBag

La cat de beat este, nu simte nimic.
Dar cand se trezeste o sa se intrebe cati l-au futut in cur de il doare asa tare.




Cum sa faci un wallpaper transparent


PASUL 1
Puneti camera pe un trepied.


PASUL 2
Acest pas va avea o serie de optiuni. Puteti fotografia scena fara laptop sau cu clapeta inchis, asa cum am procedat si eu.



PASUL 3
Acum ridicati clapeta laptopului si mai faceti o poza.
Nota: aceasta poza nu este facuta la aceeasi expunere ca precedenta. Acesta nu este un lucru rau, deoarece produsul final va avea o alta tenta, ceea ce va face ca ecranul sa arate mult mai real.


PASUL 4
Setati culoarea de fundal ca in imaginea de mai jos, cu un contrast inalt, pentru a o putea sterge usor. Acum ia o captura a ecranului (folosind tasta Print Screen si apoi Ctrl+V in Paint).


PASUL 5
Acum mutati cele 3 fotografii in Adobe Photoshop sau in alt program de editat imagini.
Nota: aducea imaginea cu ecranul deschis in prim-plan pentru ca pe ea vom lucra prima data.


PASUL 6
Taiati imaginea de fundal, lasand o marginea de 1-2 milimetri pentru a pastra un aspect placut al ecranului.


PASUL 7
Acum adaugati a 2-a fotografie, cea cu clapeta inchisa si stergeti ce este in plus.


PASUL 8
Deschidem imaginea de fundal. Folosind instrumentul "Magic Wand", selectam culoarea verde si apoi o stergem.


PASUL 9
In cele din urma aducem imaginea cu iconitele si o punem peste desktopul transparent. Acum nu va mai ramane altceva de facut decat sa aliniati colturile imaginii.


PASUL 10
Bucura-te de noul tau wallpaper.


Otterly adorable: The tiny newborn pups being reared by humans after their mother was unable to care for them

By Daily Mail Reporter

Milk of human kindness: Two newborn otter pups are being raised by staff at Longleat Safari Park after their own mother failed to produce enough milk for them


Two tiny otter pups whose mother is unable to produce enough milk to care for them are being raised by humans, who are caring for them round the clock.

The baby otters are being reared by surrogate Beverley Allen, who bottle-feeds the pair every two-and-a-half hours, after being born at Longleat Safari Park, Wiltshire.

Ms Allen has turned an old shoe box into a nest for them and has placed a fluffy toy otter in with them, to represent their mother.

The newborn pups even have a 30C heated mat which emulates the warmth their real mother would produce.

They will be fed on artificial puppy-rearing milk until they are 130 days old - and will even be taught to swim in Ms Allen's bath.

When they are big enough they will be reunited with the other otters at Longleat Safari Park, Wilts.

The pups, named Sumalee and Kasen, weighed just 2.1ozs at birth and were 6ins inches long.

Now four weeks old, they have grown to 12ins long, with female Sumalee weighing 14.5ozs and male Kasen weighing 16.4ozs.

It is not the first time Ms Allen has played mum for baby animals at Longleat. She has already hand-reared a baby wallaby who lived in a rucksack on her front for six months.

Ms Allen, 30, said: 'We try and maintain a hands-off approach with any newborn at Longleat as nine times out of ten, mum is the best bet.


Cuddles: The otters have been given a furry toy to emulate their mother, who was unable to produce enough milk to raise them herself


'But we soon realised that the otters' mum, Rosie, was just not producing enough milk and we had to step in to save them.

'I have to admit that being full-time mum to two pups is pretty hard work. I'm feeding them by hand every two-and-a-half hours on artificial puppy rearing milk, which is the next best thing to mum's milk.'

'They are now around four weeks old and their eyes should be opening in the next week or so. They're completely helpless at the moment and are entirely reliant on me to look after them.

'They are coming home with me every night and sleeping in my spare bedroom.'

'I'm trying not to handle them too much as ideally we'd like to introduce them back into the otter group once they've reached full weaning age at around 130 days.

'I'm sure that this won't stop me popping them into the bath at home though as from about 10 weeks we'll start introducing them to water.

'My boyfriend doesn't mind me keeping them at home at night, even though they squeak a lot when he's trying to watch TV.'

The cute Asian short-clawed otter infants were born to parents Rosie, 11, and Romeo, six.

After they are weaned they will be fed on a diet of small mammals and crustacians.


source :dailymail

10 Most Bizarre Liquors and Alcoholic Drinks

Baby Mouse Wine



What would be the most disgusting substance you could imagine flavouring your wine with? Well, I'm sure baby mice would not come too far off? Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese health drink, which is brewed by drowning alive baby mice, maximum three days old, in rice moonshine and letting them to ferment in the bottle for about a year. According to local Chinese belief, mouse wine is a cure to just about any illness imaginable, including asthma and liver problems among others.





Pizza Beer



In 2006, Tom and Athena Seefurth wanted to create a beer that would “pair with our favorite food.” Pizza beer was born. The couple has since gone commercial, hand-chopping the hundreds of pounds of wheat crust, garlic, oregano, tomato, and basil for their malty concoction. But you won't need to chew to down the brew; pizza beer is 100 percent debris-free-the ingredients are filtered after steeping, leaving just a soupçon of the “essence of pizza”.





Squirrel Beer



Our old buddies BrewDog have done it again. Not content with winning back the "strongest beer in the world" title with its Sink the Bismarck!, they've now upped their game with a new brew that is 55 percent alcohol by volume and carries a $765 price tag. It's called The End of History. Oh, and did we mention that the bottles come in stuffed animals-like stuffed animals that were once alive? The 12 bottles have been made featuring seven dead stoats (a kind of weasel), four squirrels and one rabbit. James Watt, one of the two guys behind BrewDog, put it better than we ever could: "The impact of The End of History is a perfect conceptual marriage between taxidermy, art and craft brewing." Just like we've all been waiting for! For those interested in the actual beer, it's a blond Belgian ale with touches of nettles and juniper berries -- and in order to achieve the brain-blasting alcohol content, it had to be created using extreme freezing techniques.





Platinum and White Gold Tequila



Can you imagine spending $225,000 on a beverage? On July 20, 2006, Tequila Ley .925 sold a single Platinum and White Gold tequila bottle for $225,000 to a private collector in Mexico City, Mexico. The liquor was made out of 100% blue Agave liquid and was aged for six years. The company won the Guinness Book of World Records title for the most expensive bottle of liquor sold in the world. For those of us who can't afford the Platinum bottle, the company also sells the Gold and Platinum bottle for $150,000 and the Silver & Gold bottle for $25,000.




Snake Wine



Snake wine is an alcoholic beverage that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. It originated in Vietnam and can be found around Southeast Asia. The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are not usually preserved for their meat but to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. However, the snake venom is denatured by the ethanol; its proteins are unfolded and therefore inactivated.The snake is often placed with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to steep for many months. The wine is drunk as a restorative in small shots or cups. Snakes are widely believed to possess medicinal qualities and the wine is often advertised to cure everything from farsightedness to hair loss, as well as to increase sexual performance. However, many of these claims are likely exaggerated to attract buyers.





Bacon Vodka



We love making our own flavored spirits at home, but properly capturing bacon is a bit of a challenge. Now, thanks to Seattle's Black Rock Spirits, we have Bakon Vodka! This is an unusual premium spirit with a familiar flavor; Bakon is the only vodka on the market that captures the meaty, peppery flavor of just-cooked bacon while maintaining a crisp, clean profile. Perfect for making a rich Bloody Mary, it also begs for experimentation with creative mixology.





Pulque



Pulque, or octli, is a milk-colored, somewhat viscous alcoholic beverage made from the fermented sap of the maguey plant, and is a traditional native beverage of Mexico.[1] The drink's history extends far back into the Mesoamerican period, when it was considered sacred, and its use was limited to certain classes of people. After the Spanish Conquest of Mexico, the drink became secular and its consumption rose.





Three-Lizard Liquor



What's more bizarre than a drink with a dead animal in it? Answer: a drink with several dead animals in it! Meet this Asian three-lizard liquor. In the Chinese and Vietnamese villages where this liquor is commonly made, less isn't more. More is more. You see, lizards--particularly geckos--are believed to have powerful energy (also known in Chinese as "qi"). So theoretically, the more geckos you stuff inside the bottle, the more energy you can absorb while getting drunk. Besides that, many locals also believe that Asian three-lizard liquor prevents evil spirits from doing you harm, what else could you ask?





Chocolate Donut Stout



Chocolate flavoured beer is actually pretty common; Sapporo, the Japanese beer company, brewed its Chocolate Brewery with real Royce chocolates but the Shenadoah Brewing Co. have taken it one step further with chocolate donut stout! This is a double chocolate stout — made using chocolate malts and actual chocolate — with essence of donut added by top-secret method.





Yogurito



This tangy, yogurt-based liquor may be made in Holland and bottled in France, but its target market is strictly Japan. Drunk straight or mixed with orange or pineapple juice, the creamy, fruity-sweet combo is especially popular among the health-conscious. But when asked about the calcium content of Yogurito, a Suntory representative remarked, “Yogurito is made from yogurt and tastes like yogurt, but is not yogurt. We cannot say that it's healthy.”



Bonewatch: The doggy lifeguards that leap from helicopters to save stranded swimmers

By Mail Online Reporter

Splashdown: A fearless 'doggy lifeguard' leaps from a helicopter to save a swimmer in trouble off the beaches of Civitavecchia, Italy


Leaping out of helicopters into freezing water these are the incredible doggie-paddling life guards: Like canine David Hassel-woofs these fearless dogs scramble to the rescue of swimmers off the coast of Italy's popular beaches
They leap from helicopters or speeding boats, bringing aid to swimmers who get into trouble off Italy's popular beaches.

Hundreds of specially trained dogs from Italy's corps of canine lifeguards are deployed each summer to help swimmers in need of rescue.

In the same way that a helpful St.Bernard might rescue an Alpine hiker in distress these 'sea dogs' are saving the lives of dozens of swimmers off Italy's crowded beaches.

Instead of a reviving cask of brandy the 'lifedogs' tow a buoy that victims can grab, or wear a distinctive red 'Baywatch' harness connected to a raft the swimmer can ride back to shore.

Unlike their human counterparts, the dogs can easily jump from moving helicopters, boats or even jetskis to reach swimmers in trouble.

It can take up to three years for the 'rescue dogs' to reach operational status, and currently 300 dogs are fully trained for duty, said Roberto Gasbarri, who coordinates the Italian School of Canine Lifeguards programme at a centre just outside Rome in the seaside resort of Civitavecchia.


Fetch: One of the lifeguard pooches rehearses for a real rescue with his trainer


'Dogs are useful in containing the physical fatigue of the lifeguard, to increase the speed at which casualties are retrieved, to increase the security of both the casualty and of the lifeguard,' Gasbarri said.

'The dog becomes a sort of "intelligent lifebuoy". It is a buoy that goes by itself to a person in need of help, and comes back to the shore also by himself, choosing the best landing point and swimming through the safest currents.'


source: dailymail

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