As it now appears that Cristiano Ronaldo will not be leaving to join Real Madrid after all, he must surely be getting himself prepared for a mixed reception when returning to Manchester to begin the new season for the Premiership and European Cup Winners. Ronaldo will no doubt be aware of the new fixtures coming up, and so we have included a picture below showing every Premier League match Manchester United will have in the 2008/2009 season.
Cristiano is currently in L.A. recovering from surgery on his recent leg injury, and he is hoping to be back playing within the next few months. There had been rumours that Ronaldo had been out partying and drinking Vodka, but according to Sir Alex Ferguson this is a lie, and that Cristiano doesn't drink anyway.

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Interviewer: Your Name?
Interviewee: M.P., Sir.
Interviewer: Tell me properly.
Interviewee: Mohan Pal, Sir.

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Claret wine, before the French revolution, was the staple article of export from the great commercial City of Bordeaux, to every part of Europe. The vintage generally begins, for making this sort of wine, about the middle or latter end of September, and is generally finished in all the month of October. The mode by which the juice is expressed from the grape, is by the workmen trampling them with their bare feet in
a large reservoir or cooler, (not the cleanest operation in the world,) which has an inclination to the point where the spout or spouts are placed for taking off the expressed juice, which is conveyed to large open vats, that are thus filled with this juice to within ten or twelve inches of the upper edge; this space is left to make room for the fermentation, which spontaneously takes place in this liquor.

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As Cristiano Ronaldo still dominates the backpages of the newspapers around Europe, we decided we would display an art-picture of Cristiano in his Portugal colours, due to the fact that no-one really knows whether Cristiano Ronaldo will remain in the red of Manchester United or the white of Real Madrid. Hopefully within the next few days everyone will be put out of their misery and we will know which club Ronaldo will be playing for in the new 2008/2009 season.
Even if Ronaldo does return to United it remains to be seen how he will be welcomed by the clubs fans, let alone Sir Alex Ferguson. But then again we did all say this not too long ago, when a certain Ronaldo didn't exactly please the English nation with his antics at the 2006 World Cup finals.

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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “it’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “it’s not a boat.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “it’s not a raft.”

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